Died: February 26, 1994
JFK Assassination
(4:20) "Go back to bed America, your government has figured out how it all traspired. Go back to bed America, your government is in control again. Here, here's American Gladiators, watch this, shut up. Go back to bed America; here's American Gladiators. Here's 56 channels of it. Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congradulate you on living in the land of freedom. Here you go America! You are free to do as we tell you! You are free to do as we tell you!"
Positive Drug Story
(1:29) "How about a positive LSD story? Wouldn't that be news worthy just once? To base your decision on information rather than scare tactics and superstitions and lies. Just once. I think it would be news worthy. 'Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather.' "
Marketing
George Carlin and Bill Hicks
(0:23) "That's the way the ruling class operates in any society. They try to divide the rest of the people. They keep the lower and the middle classes fighting with each other, so that they, the rich, can run off with all the fucking money. Fairly simple thing, happens to work. You know, anything different, that's what they're gonna talk about. Race, religion, ethic and national background, jobs, income, education, social status, sexuality. Anything they can do to keep us fighting with each other, so that they can keep going to the bank."